This is the story Anya and I came up with in the story for a game tutorial! Instead of doing it individually, we decided to combine our words to make a super mega awesome story!
The words I received were:
Homer the homosexual
the character is an inferior clone
greasy fast food restaurant
monkey invasion!
Helvetica the Pure and stealing legs
the words Anya received were:
Reginald the pedophile duck
afraid of running water
New York City
Your friend finds out
the hunter
This game is about self discovery
AND THIS IS OUR STORY!!!
Reginald the Duck, who is a pedophile, is running through the countryside of New York, hunted by monkeys in order to be exterminated like his 6 million kin. He finally, after days of intense struggle with no food or water, arrives in New York City.
Homer the Homosexual is at a conference about genetics. The conference is in a lab owned by his older brother from whom he was cloned. Homer admires his brother, and wants to continue his lifelong work of finding a cure for homosexuality. This is because Homer is homosexual which he is ashamed of as his older brother is not. It has been found that there could be a connection between thighs and sexual orientation. In order to support this research, Homer owns a fast food restaurant.
Reginald the duck, smelling the sweet, sultry scent of fried chicken, walks into the fast food restaurant. Reginald explains his story to Homer and tells him of how the monkeys invaded his homeland because of their strong dislike for ducks, gypsies and homosexuals.
Meanwhile, The Hunter, leader of monkeys, is planning an assault on New York City to eradicate the last duck.
Back to Homer and Reginald:
Homer explains his story to Reginald. At this moment, Helvetica the Pure Leg Dealer enters and upon hearing their story, offers to help Homer get new legs.
Reginald explains that he is plagued by the desire of young children. He wishes to also assist Homer in his quest and to also gain new legs for himself. The two embark on a quest to to New Jersey. After they have departed, The Hunter arrives in New York and screams in anger upon realising that the Duck had left hours ago. the Hunter confronts Helvetica, the last person to talk to them. Helvetica refuses to talk and the Hunter strikes her across the face. The Hunter instructs the monkeys to take her away.
Meanwhile, Homer and Reginald engage in a montage to the song of 'Walking on Sunshine'.
The monkeys have taken over New York City and The Hunter has made everyone adhere to his strict fascist regime.
Reginald and Homer have become close friends after fighting a dragon; in order to flee from the dragon, Homer jumps into the water. "But I'm afraid of water!" cries Reginald.
"Please Reginald! I can't let you die!" exclaims Homer.
Reginald is badly burned by the dragon because of his avoiding the water.
The dragon then gets bored and leaves. Homer and Reginald can see the Mystical Legs sitting atop a mountain before them. They are almost at the mountain when they receive news about the state of New York. They have to choose between the legs for themselves or New york and Helvetica. They decide to go back and save Helvetica.
The Hunter grabs Helvetica around the neck and puts a knife to her throat. Also, they are on the other side of a river. Reginald must face his fear, he cant fly (like most ducks can)and he swim across in orderto help homer defeat the Hunter and the Monkeys in an epic battle that lasts for a significantly long amount of time.
Helvetica is so happy that she offers Homer and Reginald special legs for transplants. Reginald gets homosexual legs and and Reginald gets duck loving legs. The two fall in love and live happily ever after.
Somewhere in there, Homer finds out his older brother was gay all along.
~~~~THE END~~~~
In reflection, I think that I would have learned more from this exercise if people had taken it a little bit more seriously when coming up with words to write on the post-its. While things like 'Monkey invasion' and 'stealing legs' are cool. Putting in characters like 'Reginald the pedophile duck' are a bit unnecessary. I mean whats wrong with just 'Reginald the duck'?. There's just some lines you don't cross y'know?
In conclusion if you're a police officer. Pleas don't arrest me for writing this story k?
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